About Me
You want to know me?
Yeah I am just some guy with a camera and an eye... What more do you need to know?
Lets give you the FAQ
Q: Will you send me a hi-res version of that photo you took at the club last night.
A: Yes, I would be happy to, and I charge for High-res photos... As I do my best to make photos that actually mean something to someone ;)
alas I wish I could go to the camera store and say would you mind sending me a high res camera that does a really great job on the tones and colours.
So my going rate for such a photo depends on weather you are using it for personal use (something to send to your mother) or for promotions (i.e. flyer, web site).
And as I have no way of telling what you do with your photo I leave it to you to honour your integrity. i.e. if you are using my work to make a better living then I would expect to be compensated accordingly, and also if it is something that you just want to have and give to your mom I do what I can to make that feasible.
And I ask that if you are going to get me to dig through my disks to send you a photo that you make it worth my while ;)
I hope that makes sense to you.
oh yeah, prices,
$20 for Mom
$100 a head shot that was a lot better then you would get from a studio and a lot more fun ;)
Q: Was your Hair real that colour?
A: No, that was all done in Photoshop. It is amazing how much you can distort reality, So much so that if you met me in person you would have believed my hair was red. But all photoshop. Next
Q: Did you really get BJ's in all those photos?
A: Boy wouldn't you like to know... ;)
My Favorite Quotes:
"It's not who you know, it's how you blow. I don't have a whole in my pants for nothing." -Terry Richardson
"Lets face it who can be bothered to chew in the morning" -K.M.
"I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong." -Leo Rosten.
"'Not all those who wander are lost"
"Happiness is realizing your full potential"
"Greatness is made in the edit" - Q. Parker
"The price of being a sheep is boredom, the price of being a wolf is loneliness. Choose one or the other with great care!"
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
"To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up." ~Oscar Wilde
"I have never fallen in love with models. They look like machines not like humans. I only see the faults, flaws, the imperfections. That attracts me." - Yohji Yamamoto
My Favorite TV Shows:
TV is bad! It sucks your time and your brain! Boo Hiss
But if I were to down load pirated DVD's of TV shows that were aired for free and now are for sale but if I download them I am somehow a bad person... Sigh
anyway, Yeah I would watch, Heros, Lost, House, Pinky and the Brain