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www.cupidboutique.com

Cupid came early this year. He came, and came, and came again thanks to his new toys.

With six locations across the GTA you too can get back on the naughty list just in time for Christmas. Cupid Boutique is an adult fashions and novelty store which carries a wide range of toys for both him and her, as well as all the dressings you can’t wait to tear off.

If you’re not brazen enough to grab a thick one off the shelf, you can shop online in the comfort of your own home. Orders take an average of three to five days to ship, and come in unmarked boxes for complete discretion.

You can find something for anyone, even if they’re a sexual conservative. They have a wide range of vibrators, lubes and dongs, and also carry sexpert Sue Johanson’s line of products.

To help you get started, here are a few things that caught our attention when perusing the site.

For the “virgin”al one- the idea of tampons freaks her out, so let’s go easy on the toys. We recommend some sexy lingerie and harmless finger paints.

This sexy bed jacket and g-string set comes in pink or red, and offers the perfect amount of coverage for someone who isn’t ready to let it all hang out. Hand wash cold. $36.99

Let your finger’s do the walking with this set of glow in the dark paints. Don’t get too carried away though, they’re for external use only and are not edible. $16.99

Kinda freaky, but not quite there- so she’s no nun, but she’s not ready for a webcast either. One requires batteries and the other might look kind of cool, one’s more for her, the other’s more for your viewing pleasure.

The Ultimate Decadent Indulgence, try saying that mid orgasm. Bet you can’t do it. With eight speed levels, three functions of vibrating, pulsing and escalation—you better get her extra batteries too. $119

All the bling without the pain, these non-piercing accessories are just what she needs to jazz up her sensitive parts. The kit comes with nipple and clitoral body jewelry. $18.99

Thank god she’s a lady on the streets- she has a healthy appetite for sex, and is willing to try new things. Try not to bore her with the usual moves; she’s too bad perfecting her own. If she doesn’t have time to go to into a studio, bring the pole home. This Peek-a-boo pole dancing kit comes with an extendable chrome plate pole, which reaches 8 feet 6 inches without any screws or bolts. Comes with an instructional video and garter. $90

You better behave or she’s going to tame you. This 6 feet long finely woven leather whip should do the trick, and if it doesn’t you’ll have the marks to prove she tried. $19.99 Mr.Rogers is in the neighbourhood: If he squirms the second your hand goes lower than his mid back, these two gifts are guaranteed not to bring on a heart attack.

The original Strippopoly Adult Board game let’s you decide how much or how little remains on at the end of the game. Do not pass Go!, do not collect your boxers off the floor. $49.99

So perhaps it’s for a buddy who’s too shy to hit on girls. Over 100 nodules in this textured sleeve ought to keep him satisfied on those lonely nights at home. $15.99 In training: A ring that doesn’t belong on a finger, and an enhancement tool of sorts, buyer beware that he doesn’t get scared—after all, you don’t want to hurt his pride.

The Wallbanger Vibrating Penis Pump will make his member longer, thicker and harder than ever before. Its suction-cup mount allows it to attach on any smooth service, and its vibrating cup makes each stroke pleasurable. $49.99

The Colt’s leather cock and balls strap comes with eight snaps so you can adjust how tight you want it. $16.99 Freak-a-leak: known as the most taboo form of play, these backdoor toys are sure to make him moan. When fingers and tongues are no longer enough you’ll need the Enchanted Pleasure Wand. Soft, slender and waterproof it’s graduated, texture and ribbed in design. It also has four functions of pulsing, vibrating, escalation and a retrieval handle.

Regardless of what you buy, safe sex is the best sex. So stock up on condoms, the store offers a great variety of colourful, flavoured or ribbed ones.

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