My Hobbies
-A FRIEND is someone who would bail you out of jail...but a BEST FRIEND will be sittin in the cell next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun!!!!"
-There comes a time in life when you realize who really matters, who never did and who always will.
-Sex should be like honda... fast, obscene & loud enough for the neighbours to hear!
-Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity