Toronto Sloppy Drunk

Dave Chappelle said it best; drinking can bring out the animal in you. This guy's instinct to start gnawing on his buddy's face suggests to us that maybe some people just shouldn't drink at all.

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It seems the better you make yourself look before heading out, the sloppier you appear once you've had a few more cocktails than you can handle.

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Shirt covered in spillage. Babbling incoherently. Unable to stand on your own. When the shots start flowing, it's always a good idea to make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your liver.

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This is one of the most expensive double-fists we've ever seen!

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Some people tend to become over-affectionate once they've had a few. This lush is so bad, he's actually being held back while trying to kiss one of his friends. This is just a reminder that not all people may be as enthusiastic after you tell them how much you love them, "Mannn."

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Many of us have had the unpleasant experience of having one too many drinks to the point that our vision starts to blur and the club starts to spin. The best thing to do in that scenario is to set your drink down and act natural. This girl has perfected the art so well, she's actually posing for photos without any clue where she is.

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She's  just making a face for our camera. We hope so - for her sake.

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This girl is looking a little bit nervous, and for good reason. This guy looks like he is either going in for a kiss or about to fall down and take her with him. Either way, she may be wise to take a few steps back from this train-wreck!

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It's a misunderstanding! We just want to take your photo, not your bottle!

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If you were one of the lucky people who managed to get a ticket to Elevate 09 before it sold out, you got to experience a view of the city like no other. 1000 feet in the air, over 1000 people partied on both floors of the CN Tower in style! With Kleen Media and Dynamite Events hosting this event, all the details were taken care of. If you like a good looking crowd, great music and taste drinks (not to mention a view that you'll remember for the rest of your life), make sure to keep your ear open for Elevate 10 tickets. Also keep in mind that BeforeLastCall is your nightlife hook up.

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It looks like the photographer has found 'the stash'. There is enough wine here to quench the thirst of the biggest wino out there. This better be in a secret location because if a group of girls comes across this, it's going to get messy. They'll probably be caught red-tongued!

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This is a remix of the saying "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor." This guy's remix goes something like, "One Bottle, Two Bottle, Three Bottle, HOSPITAL!"

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If you remember the movie Titanic, there is a part where Leonardo DiCaprio and his girl are standing at the tip of the boat with their arms out like this guy. This is a very similar situation, although he is not on a boat. If he continues like this, he's definitely going down with the ship!

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Some couples look so good together you say the classic line, "That's a match made in heaven." For this couple we had to create a new saying: "That's a match made in a brewery." Hopefully they don't pass out! Next time buy a Cabana Club VIP Package so you can at least sit down!

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I think at least once during our clubbing careers you will come across a time where you play the role as the babysitter. This simply means that one of your friends has drank so much they should be sponsored by a liquor company and has passed out in the club. This girl should be happy that she has good friends. Good man.

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This girl definitely had the guys staring and the girls talking sh*t. If you are about to eat, we suggest not taking a look at the rest of her pictures. The next time you wear a dress and decide to drink more than an Irish man on St. Patrick's Day, we suggest that you wear some underwear. For all the guys looking for some action, remember her face for the next time you see her in the club.

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